Don't take life to seriously ..it's not like you're going to get out alive..

Don't take life to seriously ..it's not like you're going to get out alive..

Some one sent me this on an email just over a year ago and I was cleaning out my inbox and it made me smile..and its so true ..so I thought I'd post it here today..So if you do some thing silly ..just laugh at your self..way better then getting stressed ..I'm working on that more myself ...laughing is good medicine, remember stress isn't ...

Laughter is the best medicine ! And It's free !

4 Worms In Church Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol ... Dead .  The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead .  Third worm in chocolate syrup ... Dead .  Fourth worm in good clean soil ...Alive  So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service!

I Love A Good Laugh !

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE 
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still felt fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

Laughter is the best medicine !

I'm sure you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in the doctor's offices on everything from tissues to notepads...
This one should get first prize...
I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he emailed back:
"If light stay on more then  4 hour, call erectritian ...
Hope this gave you a chuckle or two...

Warning About Shampoo !

WARNING ABOUT SHAMPOO
 Please share the following information with your friends.
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out before .
I wash my hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down over my whole body.
Printed very clearly on the label is the following warning:
“FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY.”
So no WONDER I have been gaining weight !
Well, I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Fairy Dish Washing Liquid instead.
Its label reads "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved. If I don't answer the phone . .. . I'll be in the shower!

My friend Vicki sent me this email today just wanted to share it with you all....lol

This Is Our Fair Dinkum Aussie Barometer !

Aussie Barometer !
We brought this barometer when we travelled around Australia in 2007, this one we bought when we were in Darwin . I brought a few and gave them for gifts when we got back home. We have this one on our outside wall near our back door, always good for a laugh, when we have new visitors. They would be very easy to make, get a piece of wood a piece of string , you could write on with a permanent marker and drill a hole to put the string through.They could be great for the kids to make for family and friends for Christmas gifts.

Making a Baby.. This is hilarious!

Making a Baby.. This is hilarious!

This is just so funny!--

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now.

The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain, 'Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat!.

After a moment she asked, blushing,

'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed,

grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep

to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith,

her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for

more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward.

'Do you mean they actually

chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can

get to work right away..'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs.Smith fainted.

They Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine ! Obviously I Need To Laugh More!

Ingenious Way to Stimulate Supermarket Sales!

-----Sense of Freshness....

Last month a new supermarket opened in Topeka, Kansas.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh-baked bread and cookies.
of course I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

LAUGHTER really is THE BEST MEDICINE

The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was, which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub "
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"